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deathga:

This shit came out in 2001.

theanti90smovement:

This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation. 

jerkcityhd:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [original]
by peruaboo

jerkcityhd:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [original]

by peruaboo

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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officialunitedstates:

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

whiteboyvevo:

my anaconda has thought it over and has decided it does want some

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

quaggly:

fuck what the fbi said

quaggly:

fuck what the fbi said

arausito:

Yo, Carslos, voy a matar a José Joestar

arausito:

Yo, Carslos, voy a matar a José Joestar