This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation.
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks. cops cant stop me. not this time
my anaconda has thought it over and has decided it does want some